What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
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