My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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