Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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