Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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