Tell her she can't have a vagina
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You threw your body across the gross couple hooking up on the couch and demanded they scratch your back. I love you drunk on peach schnapps
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You've changed since you got that strap on
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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