i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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