Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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