Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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