so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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