That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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