Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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