and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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