help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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