god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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