i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
If I were a hot girl. I'd whore around, I'd be awesome.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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