Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Is it inappropriate to be Drs. Willy Fister and Jess Hewill as a couples costume for Halloween?
Oh we're gynecologists
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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