I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
