You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
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