so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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