Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Is that strawberry winking at me??
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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