i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
Ya I fucked her.. But now Melissa is gonna find out
Just tell her that in a man's never ending war between his heart and his dick... His heart never wins
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Send help, water and tortillas.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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