was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
