So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
