Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
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