If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
you never un-have a 4some
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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