Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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