you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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