i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
bl l w
this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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