so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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