ugly people sure do ruin things
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I feel like I just need to fuck him after all his effort. like a "hey man good try" like those kids who get last place and still get a trophy.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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