Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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