I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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