can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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