This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
I show up hung over with mcdonalds. Why wouldn't he have sex with me? It's a fucking leap year...
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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