Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I think my nap took me to another dimension
You texted me the words "butt stuff" 53 times in a four hour period last night.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
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