Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
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Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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