Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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