There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I drove them away with my sparkling personality and LOTR references.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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