I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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