he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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