If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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