Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Bro I am trying to have one night stands nothing more, unless she is baking waffles I can eat out of her butthole I am not interested
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
There's a burrito next to my bed. Did you buy it for me or is the Chipotle fairy real? And why am I naked?
We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
My vagina is very pro this idea
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