So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
If you fuck up my birthday by dying I will kick your fucking corpse.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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