Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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