And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Tomorrow, if I don't look at least 5% better than I do on a regular day to day basis, I want you to hit me and tell me that no one will ever love me if I continue to look like I just rolled out of a cocaine induced hibernation. I'm asking you for tough love.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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