He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I've been up for almost three hours and it took me until JUST NOW to figure out that what I'm tasting isn't blood, just the minerals in the water. Fuck hangovers, man.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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