I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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