I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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