And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
Remember my theory about how the universe perfectly unfolds to fuck me? Well, it's at work right now
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
'allo, good sire. how dost thy day goeth?
oh no. you're at that weird Renaissance Festival thing again, aren't you?
I am an inebriated elf. you may fucketh off.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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