You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
We were destined to go to rehab together
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You tore a poster off a lamppost and ATE IT. That drunk.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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