Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I made him laugh his dick is mine
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
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